Stupid PC

If my computer at work was running any slower, it would be off.

"Better or worse?"

I failed an exam today. In fact it is the third time in last 2 months that I have failed the same eye exam. I don't like getting my eyes checked. Today, every time she turned the eye exam dial 'thing' it all looked the same! She was doing it so fast and asking "Better or worse? Better or worse...over and over. At one point I had to ask, "Better or worse than what? I can't remember which one is the original!" Needless to say, she was pretty frusterated with me. I think I need to find a new eye doctor.